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06 July 2008 @ 11:21 pm
 
According to Bruno,
Jennifer-Angelina fight >>>> Israel-Hamas fight


COMIC Sacha Baron Cohen tricked an Israeli spy and a Palestinian academic in an outrageous new prank.

Cohen, 36, referred to militant Arab group Hamas as “hummus”.

And he said the Middle East conflict wasn’t nearly as bad as Hollywood superstars Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston fighting over Brad Pitt.

Cohen – famous for hilarious characters Ali G and Borat – was disguised as Bruno, a gay Austrian fashion presenter.

He told Yossi Alpher – a former top spy with Israeli secret service Mossad – and Palestinian academic Ghassam Khalib they were filming a youth documentary.

Cohen – dressed in black leather and studs – barked out daft questions in a loud Austrian accent.

The comedian ridiculed militant group Hamas, saying: “What’s the connection between a political movement and food. Why hummus?” One of the guests politely explained: “Hamas is a Palestinian Islamist political movement. Hummus is a food.”

But Cohen went on: “Ya, but why hummus? Yesterday I threw away my pitta bread because it was dripping hummus. And it’s too high in carbohydrates.”

The character also asked: “Why don’t you settle the conflict with a time share on the land?”

Other questions were “When will you Jews return the pyramids?” and “Why can’t Jews and Hindus get along?”

He also commented: “Your conflict is not so bad. Jennifer-Angelina is worse.”

The victims only twigged when Cohen made them hold hands for a crazy song about the war.

Alpher said: “We knew something ludicrous was happening but couldn’t quite figure it out.”

The sketch – filmed in Jerusalem’s Old City – will appear in Cohen’s new movie, due out next May.

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06 July 2008 @ 11:11 pm
UPCOMING mtv RW RR CHALLENGE  
The Duel 2 Real World Road Rules Challenge to be Survivor Style in Panama
June 10th, 2008 at 10:50 am PST by Michael Martin


The upcoming MTV Real World Road Rules Challenge Duel 2 has begun in Bocas del Toro Province, Panama with the cast members flying out over the previous weekend.

This is the last challenge is that is under contract with MTV as is the upcoming Real World Brooklyn season that is filming this summer.

The facts uncovered from the MM Agency and Vevmo about this challenge is that:

- There is no final title to the challenge, but the presumptive title is The Duel 2

- It will last until July 11th, 2008

- The cast were told to watch previous Survivor episodes to prepare them for this challenge.

- The Challenge will be in Panama where Survivor was previous filmed, which leads to the speculation that it will be at the Pearl Islands.

- The cast were told to not bring any electric products

The confirmed cast includes:

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07 July 2008 @ 06:29 am
WHERE'S YOUR YOUTH, BRO?!  
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Aaron Carter posted an all-caps bulletin to his myspace.


FIRST AND FOR MOST I WANT TO SAY THANK YOU FOR THE CONTINUOUS SUPPORT I'VE RECEIVED FROM MY PEERS,FANS,AND FRIENDS.

SINCE THE DAY OF MY 18th BIRTHDAY I HAVE BEEN FOCUSING ON DEVELOPING AS A PRODUCER , AND WRITER TO BECOME A TRUE ARTIST.

I KNOW I'VE BEEN MISSING IN ACTION BUT TO ALL OF YOU,

IN THE LAST 2 YEARS OR SO I'VE EXPERIENCED THAT THERE ARE ALWAYS PEOPLE THAT ARE GONNA BRING YOU DOWN BECAUSE SOMETIMES AT FIRST YOU MIGHT NOT BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR THERE EXPECTATIONS, AND THE BEST ADVICE THAT I COULD GIVE TO EVERYONE OUT THERE IS THAT YOU SHOULD ALWAYS REMAIN TRUE TO YOUR PASSION DONT LET ANYONE STAND IN THE WAY OF WHAT YOU TRULY LOVE .WE ONLY LIVE ONCE AND ANYONE CAN ACCOMPLISH A GOAL THAT THEY SET THERE MINDS TOO ...

ALSO TO EVERYONE WHO HAS HAD ANY MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT ME DOING A SHOW "CELEBRITY REHAB" THE ANSWER IS "NO"!!
VH1 HAS BEEN GOOD TO ME THEREFOR' I HAVE NOTHING NEGATIVE TO SAY.

AND TO ALL OF MY FANS WHO HAVE BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING I COULDN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR YOUR SUPPORT I KNOW IT'S BEEN SOO LONG AND ALOT OF PEOPLE HAVE ALMOST GIVEN UP HOPE
I UNDERSTAND THERE HAS BEEN ALOT OF RUMORS BUT IT IS TIME FOR ME TO SHOW ALL OF MY FANS WHAT I'VE BEEN WORKING ON
I "KNOW" YOUR WAITING AND I DO "NOT" INTEND ON LETTING YOU DOWN I WANNA BE ONE OF THE FIRST ARTIST'S IN A LONG TIME TO SHOW YOU THAT THIS TIME OFF HAS BEEN DEDICATED TO MUSIC
MY STYLE HAS CHANGED I LOVE IT AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS


THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING AND IM SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO RESPOND TO EVERYONE BUT I WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN .......CHECK OUT SOME OF THE NEW BEATS AND IF YOUR REALLY CRAVING FOR MORE I MIGHT JUST PUT SOME MORE UP
A.

C


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I dunno about craving "new beats", but I'm totally craving another season of "House of Carters". Anybody else? That show was simultaneously horrifying yet amazing...
 
 
mood: bouncy
sounds: aaron carter...hahahhahaha.
 
 
06 July 2008 @ 11:42 pm
alan rickman post!  
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he's still got it )

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06 July 2008 @ 09:28 pm
Recent pics of Shady's offspring  
Hailie Jadeeee


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"Told me that my tape taught em to swear
What about the make-up you allow your 12yr old daughter to wear~~"
 
 
07 July 2008 @ 12:04 am
LMAO WUT  


what is the title of Megan Fox's next movie? )


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i love this hot bitch
 
 
06 July 2008 @ 11:12 pm
someone actually hired Constantine?  
(The clip is) from the pilot episode of a potential new sitcom called Teachers. The pilot seems to revolve around the life of a young, fresh-faced teacher named Tim Donnely, who is heading off for the first day of his new career.

I couldn’t tell you who all the actors were, because I didn’t really recognize them, but I did see one face I knew. Apparently, Constantine Maroulis, who finished in sixth place on American Idol Season 4, is a bad tempered music teacher, who considers himself a musical genius. But also, he appears to be playing himself, which is a little scary. Watch the clip and you’ll see what I mean. Here’s the clip:




I did a little research to see if I could find anything else out about this show, but so far it doesn’t even appear as a blip on anyone’s radar. It turns out there was another sitcom in 2006, also named “Teachers,” also with a fairly unknown cast (although I did recognize Kali Rocha from Buffy the Vampire Slayer), and that one only lasted 7 episodes. I don’t know if it was exactly the same premise cause there wasn’t too much info on that one either. I did see that that show was a copy of a show from the UK, so maybe it was different.

As for the Constantine version, I’d like to see it get picked up, just to see what he can really do. But honestly, after watching that clip, I doubt it. It didn’t seem too funny to me, but then Cavemen got picked up last year, so I guess anything is possible.

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someone giving Constantine a job is news.
I'm pretty sure this isn't a copy of the UK show
 
 
06 July 2008 @ 10:58 pm
Terror at 2am: HMs evacuated  
From last night at the BBUK House:



Terror at 2am: HMs evacuated

THE Big Brother housemates were smuggled out of the house as cops were called over a terrifying security alert.

The desperados were evacuated at 2am yesterday — and fearful show bosses were forced to cut the live feed.

Contestants then had to spend two hours out of the house.

Today we can reveal how shocked producers on the Channel 4 reality show were spurred into action after receiving a phone call from a member of the public. Police quickly arrived on the set in Elstree, Herts, and searched the house.

Some housemates — including Lisa, Mario, Bex and Luke — were sleeping and had to be woken up.

The wannabes did not return to the house until 4am.

During that time, pictures and sound were cut, with only an apology for the lack of action on screen.

When the live feed returned, housemates were seen munching on toast.

Geeky student Luke, 20, said the four sleeping housemates had been so fast asleep that they did not hear the tannoy asking them to get up.

He said: Dale came in and said that we had to get out.

Another housemate added: Definitely a drugs bust.

Last night, a show spokeswoman said: Due to a security incident, it was necessary to remove the housemates from the Big Brother house as a safety precaution, which therefore caused a temporary break in the live streaming.

After the necessary checks were made, housemates returned to the house without incident and streaming was resumed immediately.

As the others went to bed, shaken Dale and Darnell stayed up until nearly 5am. Melancholy Darnell, 26, griped: Honestly Dale, you wanna know what I’m really thinking?

I'm thinking, like, basically things ain’t going well for me . . . I’ll be going home, cause I’m not doing well.

Dale replied: They can’t take you out just because you’re not doing well.

But Darnell moaned: I’m talking about the housemates — the housemates can take you out and I’m just not in the crowd.

"I don’t think I’m doing as well as I’m supposed to be doing. I couldn’t really enjoy myself because all I do is think about what people expect of me."

Dale told him: "That’s the same for everybody though."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/big_brother/article1388540.ece

LOOKS LIKE ALEX AND HER GANG FRIENDS ARE UP TO NO GOOD. MEMBA SHE TOLD YOU!
 
 
06 July 2008 @ 08:24 pm
dålig ulv stranden.  
Doctor Who: Journey's End )
 
 
mood: groggy
 
 
06 July 2008 @ 08:39 pm
Punky Brewster  


Soleil Moon Frye, her husband Jason Goldberg and their daughters, Poet, almost 3, and Jagger, 3 months, shop on Larchmont Blvd. It’s great to see a picture of little Jagger - she’s absolutely adorable (as is big sister Poet)!

Sup sup )

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